eletric-dreams: indeed

eletric-dreams:

indeed

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2 weeks ago

handsomestjack:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

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2 weeks ago

asssbutt:

it either takes me 2 days to watch one 50 minute episode of something or 2 days to watch 6 seasons of something

there’s no in between

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2 weeks ago

bahboh:

one thing i love about college is that everyone is so exhausted that nobody judges anyone for sleeping anywhere like

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just rest your eyesimage

get comfy

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we’re all in  this together

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you are safe here

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it will be ok

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2 weeks ago
yellowsubmarinebeneaththewaves: 147 years ago

yellowsubmarinebeneaththewaves:

147 years ago

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2 weeks ago

lickypickystickyme:

Important life lessons.
More here

3 weeks ago
rockybreaux: profashionall: never forget i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this…

rockybreaux:

profashionall:

never forget

i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this…

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1 month ago
miss-azura: sheislove530: -everysecond: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM JESUS CRUST If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! Best. Laugh. Ever. I’m toast. 

miss-azura:

sheislove530:

-everysecond:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

Best. Laugh. Ever.

I’m toast. 

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1 month ago
Spring is in…

Spring is in…

1 month ago

gothiccharmschool:

nudiemuse:

nom nom nom nom nom i am the night nom nom nom nom

… aaaand there’s the phrase I’m going to be muttering at my desk for the rest of the day. 

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1 month ago