defilerwyrm:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

To be fair, if a possum grabbed your face in pitch darkness, you’d probably jump like you were spring-loaded too.

defilerwyrm:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

To be fair, if a possum grabbed your face in pitch darkness, you’d probably jump like you were spring-loaded too.

(via ivegotyourletter)

I’m surprised to see you here, Rory, given what happened. You were left on the mountainside. Yeah, I can’t believe I’m here. Things weren’t looking too good last time I saw myself. (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp, via missmunchkinz)

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

(via missmunchkinz)

leniwykajman:

Makoto Kobayashi

(via orangeflamingo)

Jokes all night long…

Jokes all night long…

My lil brothers XP

My lil brothers XP

2am food run: no Wendy’s but we got some Chimi’s

2am food run: no Wendy’s but we got some Chimi’s

Going with the bros to Wendy’s at 2AM… Hellz Yeah!!!

Going with the bros to Wendy’s at 2AM… Hellz Yeah!!!

Hospital visit fashion #comfyasfuck

Hospital visit fashion #comfyasfuck

Man I hate going to sleep with any lights on or noise. #bedroomsareforsleeping